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In case you missed part one of the Fe-mail Bag. As always, these are actual e-mails from actual readers. With a twist Q: I have been a fan of yours for as long as I can remember.

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Now, whenever he shifts into his, umm, "closer" position, I tal help but visualize the bullpen door swinging open and Glasgow chat trotting out to the mound. I guess, as a Red Sox fan, it could be worse: I could be visualizing Heathcliff Slocumb or Ugie Urbina and be overcome with a sense of anxiety But I really would like to banish all thoughts of Gagne and render the move effective once again.

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She cuts all her hair off, pseudo-kidnaps a different rich kid who just wants to be on TV, and starts a movement with the mantra "Fair is Fair! The dad who got chatting asian ends up looking like a jerk, his kid is finally proved a jerk, and Billie Jean, the other rich kid, and her brother end up escaping to Colorado to live a better life. Not only an outstanding movie, not only a great vengeance example, but also a source of inspiration for me.

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You could make the argument that "Billie Jean" was ahead of its time, foreshadowing a social climate that would revolve around media overkill, real-life events taking a life of their own, the impending power of home-video cameras, and pervasive pop culture moments like the O. Bronco chase. Again, you could make the argument. Whether any of these things was intentional is anyone's guess.

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I feel very strongly about this. Q: I need your help with a serious problem in my marriage. My husband is an Orioles fan. Since the O's have been largely hopeless for the six years we've been together, this is usually not a problem. Our hatred for the Yankees unites us. However, during this week's Sox-O's series, he really started to get on my nerves. He was showing a lot of joy in cheering for the O's. I say since the O's are out of it and the Sox are fighting for a playoff spot, as the husband of a long-suffering Sox fan he should vigo sex chats free the Sox to win.

I asked him what happens the first weekend in October when the Sox face the O's if the Sox need to win those games to make the playoffs?

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Will sone still cheer for the O's? Will he still want the O's to win? I feel as if he is a stranger. Who is this man I married? We decided to let you settle this. Who should he cheer for in the above situation? SG: I say the Orioles.

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You should always support your own team over your wife's team. Even if your wife has really big breasts. Q: You're going to think I'm insane sexinese I have to do this. I've been dating Adam S. So why am I telling you this? Well, here's the thing.

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At the risk of violating the Code of Guys Sometimes, a little tough love is needed. Cut him off. Give him the Mr.

Re-establish contact with an ex. When your boyfriend flips out, give him the old "What do you care -- why don't you print out another Sports Guy column and spend 20 minutes in the bathroom? Go out with your friends one night.